“…or the Wooing of the Pregnant Woman
I know, I know, you feel like you’ve been pregnant forever. You are uncomfortable, have trouble sleeping and haven’t been able to see your own vagina for months. People are making rude remarks (whether they think they are or not). Your back hurts, you pee when you blink, and your joints are so loose you feel like Pregnant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.So, you are done and you want this baby out. I get it, I really do. I have so been there, it’s awful.”